Every Miles I know is a complete jackass so it bothers me that out of all the names, that’s what the Ieros chose. 

He’s still gonna be such an attractive boy..

I KNEW IT!

I so called it. 

But how did no one know she was pregnant? The Ieros are good at keeping secrets. 

I haven’t been on in over a month.

Who are all you people? 

Where am I?

(Source: thebeatlesordie)

• Me: my answer = 23
• Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
• Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.

tyrawanks:

i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow